⚖️Disclaimer (Yes, We Actually Need One)

Last Updated: November 2, 2025

Welcome to the Legal Bit (We Know, Boring)

Look, we're OMGWTF.LTD — a "probably not a real company, but who's checking?" digital chaos brand. We explore absurdity, question authority, and celebrate contradiction. But even chaos needs a disclaimer, apparently. So here it is, dressed up just enough to keep the lawyers happy.

What Even Is This?

OMGWTF.LTD operates various websites including WTFNow.uk, UnintendedTruth.com, and other ventures that capture modern life's beautiful absurdity. We produce content that is:

  • Satirical (it's satire, not a documentary)
  • Serious (when we feel like it)
  • Sometimes Stupid (deliberately, we promise)
  • Always WTF (that's the brand, baby)

The "Don't Sue Us" Section

🎭 It's Satire, Folks

CRITICAL DISCLAIMER: Much of our content is satirical, parodical, absurdist, and deliberately ridiculous. If you read something and think "that can't possibly be real" — congratulations, you're probably right.

  • We use humor, irony, sarcasm, and exaggeration
  • Not everything is meant to be taken literally
  • Some things are made up entirely for comedic effect
  • If it sounds too absurd to be true, it probably is
  • Please engage your brain before engaging your outrage

Bottom line: Don't base your life decisions, political views, or stock portfolio on our content. Seriously.

📰 "News" With Quotation Marks

When we publish "news" or "factual" content:

  • We try to be accurate (honest)
  • But we're not the BBC
  • Errors happen (we're human, mostly)
  • Our commentary reflects our views, which may be deliberately provocative
  • Check multiple sources before believing anything you read online (including this)

We are NOT responsible for: Your inability to detect satire, your hurt feelings, or that argument you had with your uncle at Christmas because you quoted one of our articles as fact.

🤡 Entertainment Purposes Only

All content on OMGWTF.LTD websites is provided for:

  • Entertainment ✓
  • Commentary ✓
  • Artistic Expression ✓
  • Philosophical Contemplation of Modern Absurdity ✓
  • Actual Legal Advice ✗
  • Medical Guidance ✗
  • Financial Recommendations ✗
  • Relationship Counseling ✗

If you need professional advice, consult a professional. Not us. We're professionally unprofessional.

The Boring But Important Legal Stuff

No Warranties (We're Not Promising Anything)

Our websites and content are provided "AS IS" which is legal-speak for:

  • We don't guarantee anything works perfectly
  • Websites might break sometimes
  • Content might contain typos (we type fast and chaotically)
  • Links might die
  • The internet is wild and unpredictable

Limitation of Liability (Don't Blame Us)

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW (that's lawyer for "seriously"):

We are NOT liable for:

  • ❌ Hurt feelings
  • ❌ Offended sensibilities
  • ❌ Lost faith in humanity (you probably had that already)
  • ❌ Decisions made based on our content
  • ❌ Arguments with friends/family/strangers
  • ❌ Any damages, losses, or existential crises
  • ❌ That thing you did after reading our article
  • ❌ Your bad mood
  • ❌ The general state of the world

Maximum liability: £100 or whatever you paid to access our site (£0), whichever is lower. Yes, that's zero pounds.

Third-Party Content & Links

We link to other websites because the internet is interconnected (wild concept). We:

  • Don't control what's on those sites
  • Don't endorse everything we link to
  • Can't be held responsible if you click something and regret it
  • Recommend using common sense before clicking random links

User Content & Comments

If we allow comments or user-generated content:

  • You're responsible for what you post (not us)
  • Don't post illegal stuff (obviously)
  • Don't be a jerk (also obvious, but here we are)
  • We can delete/moderate anything we want
  • Your brilliant comment is not protected speech on our private platform

Your Rights & Responsibilities

What You Can Do

✓ Read our content
✓ Share our content (please do)
✓ Laugh at our jokes
✓ Roll your eyes at our hot takes
✓ Disagree with us
✓ Use critical thinking

What You Can't Do

✗ Steal our content and claim it's yours
✗ Sue us for satire
✗ Take everything literally
✗ Expect us to be a legitimate news source (we're barely a legitimate company)
✗ Hold us responsible for your poor decision-making
✗ Use our articles as primary sources for your thesis

Copyright & Intellectual Property

Our Stuff Is Our Stuff

All content, logos, designs, and general chaos on our websites is:

  • Copyright © OMGWTF.LTD
  • Protected by UK and international copyright laws
  • Not free for you to steal (ask nicely if you want to use it)

You Can Quote Us (But Be Cool About It)

  • Brief excerpts with attribution = fine
  • Wholesale copying = not fine
  • Sharing on social media = encouraged
  • Passing our work off as yours = we will judge you

Privacy (We're Not Evil)

The short version:

  • We collect minimal data (email if you subscribe, basic analytics)
  • We don't sell your data (we're chaotic, not unethical)
  • We use cookies (the digital kind, not the delicious kind)
  • See our full Privacy Policy for the boring details

About That Parent Company Thing

OMGWTF.LTD is a registered UK company. No, really. We even filed paperwork and everything.

  • Registered in: England and Wales
  • Status: Actually legitimate (somehow)
  • Purpose: Creating digital chaos and questioning reality
  • Governed by: UK law (when we remember)

Contact us:

(Yes, we actually check these. No, we don't always respond.)

The Meta Disclaimer

Disclaimer about this disclaimer: Even this disclaimer might contain satire, irony, or deliberate absurdity. But the legal bits are real. Probably. We think. Consult a lawyer if you're really concerned.

Changes to This Disclaimer

We reserve the right to update this disclaimer whenever we feel like it. Check back occasionally. Or don't. We're not your boss.

If You're Still Reading This

Impressive commitment to actually reading legal documents. You're one of the good ones.

The Actual Bottom Line

In Plain English: We create satirical and entertaining content that questions reality, celebrates absurdity, and makes fun of the world (and ourselves). Don't take everything we say literally. Use your brain. Don't sue us. We're just trying to make the internet slightly more interesting.

If you can't handle satire, sarcasm, or the occasional existential crisis induced by confronting modern absurdity — maybe this isn't the content for you. No hard feelings.

For everyone else: Welcome to the chaos. Enjoy the ride. Question everything. Including this disclaimer.

Capturing the chaos of modern life unapologetically.

— OMGWTF.LTD
Satirical. Serious. Sometimes stupid. Always WTF.

Fine Print (Actual Legal Compliance)

This disclaimer is governed by the laws of England and Wales. Any disputes shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales. This disclaimer should be read in conjunction with our Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy. By using OMGWTF.LTD websites, you acknowledge that you've read this disclaimer and understand that we're a satirical content company that sometimes makes serious points through absurdity. If you don't agree, well, the internet is a big place — we'll survive without you.

P.S. If you're a lawyer reading this and thinking "this is unconventional but technically legally sound" — thanks, we tried. If you're thinking "this won't hold up in court" — please email noreply@omgwtf.ltd so we can ignore your concerns professionally.

P.P.S. Yes, we know this disclaimer is unnecessarily long. That's kind of the point. Welcome to OMGWTF.