Welcome to the OMGWTF Research Division

Where human behaviour finally makes sense — even when it absolutely shouldn’t.

Welcome to the OMGWTF Research Division — the place where we investigate the wild, confusing, dramatic, and occasionally unhinged things humans do, and break it all down using real research, real science, and real clarity.

We’re not a dry, dusty think-tank.
We’re the opposite:
a place where serious analysis meets “OMG WTF is happening with people today?”

If the modern world feels like a constant stream of outrage, drama, identity wars, belief hurricanes, and ideological soap operas…
you’ve just arrived at headquarters.

What We Actually Do Here

The OMGWTF Research Division studies the full spectrum of human behaviour — psychological, social, emotional, ideological, cultural, ritualistic, and everything in between.

🔍 We break down how people argue like evidence is optional

Some folks don't process information — they defend identity.
We explain how and why.

🧠 We explore how beliefs harden into worldviews

When opinions become self-definition, updating them feels like betrayal.

📊 We decode why narratives beat facts in nearly every argument

Data is fine.
Stories hit the dopamine button.

🔥 We analyse ideological thinking, activism patterns, and emotional reasoning

Not about left or right —
about how human brains latch onto causes.

🙏 We examine religious belief, spiritual certainty, and the psychology of faith

Why some beliefs soothe us, guide us, or anchor communities
— and why others spark conflict the moment they’re questioned.

🎭 We explore why modern discourse feels like a never-ending theatre production

Tribes, identities, villains, heroes —
humans love a narrative more than they love nuance.

⚠️ We examine why conversations loop forever

Ever explained something ten times and nothing changed?
There's a reason.
We’ll show you.

We're not here to judge what people believe —
we’re here to understand why they believe it the way they do.

We Actually Publish Research (Yes, Really)

Despite the sarcasm, chaos, and existential commentary…
we produce legitimate research papers.

We break everything down “Barney style” so normal humans can understand it,
but we also publish the fully structured academic version —
the kind that takes three hours to read, ruins your weekend,
and makes university students question their life choices.

So whether you’re here for explanations in plain English,
here to lose a few hours reading meticulously boring methodological text, or
a uni student who somehow ended up on a satire site but still wants to cite us…

Congratulations.
You’re in the right place.
And honestly, don’t worry —
we all need a break from the academic circus.

Check out our studies here.

Why This Exists

Because the internet has turned every topic into a battlefield,
every opinion into an identity,
every disagreement into a moral crisis,
and every conversation into an accidental psychology experiment.

Most people don’t know why this happens.
We do.
And we’re going to explain it — clearly, honestly, and with enough humour to keep your brain from melting.

What to Expect Next

The OMGWTF Research Division will drop:
behavioural analyses
psychological breakdowns
sociological insights
research summaries
deep dives into belief systems
explanations for the world’s weirdest arguments
and anything else that qualifies as “OMG WTF is this?”
Some will be serious.
Some will be satirical.
All will be grounded in evidence, logic, and human understanding.

Welcome to the Division.

Grab a coffee.
Grab a seat.
And prepare to explore the human mind in ways that are enlightening, entertaining, and occasionally alarming.